Insurgent Recap – Chapter 9

In which characters annoyingly interrupt each other… 

Today at work I decided to check my WordPress and got into my stats page. I almost choked on soda when I read that someone got on my blog by searching “tris finds four masturbating“. And it’s still funny after 4 hours. Dude (or dudette), if you want a saucy read, this is not the book you should be reading. And shame on you for getting my hopes up that something interesting might happen in those books. I’m pretty sure that nothing like that would happen, but I’ll keep my eyes open. Maybe pointing scenes where Four masturbating could have been used. Continue reading

Insurgent Recap – Chapter 6

In which we’re gonna play a game of “Guess the Potion”…

Oh my, how I missed those chapters that start with Tris waking up. This time she wakes from the buzz of Tobias’s electric razor. Short moment of affection and then Tris goes back to her room. But not before Tobias’s lends her a pair of shorts. So, I was right: she had no panties. I know, I’m so crass, but I’m trying to find the interesting parts in this book.

Guess who’s expecting her? Dum dum dum. PETER! Finally, some drama. Tris asks him to get out, but he’s looking at her without his usual malice. So maybe he’s good now. But Tris informs us it’s just an act, so for sure he’s still evil, guys. He asks why is she following Marcus. Why are you following her, Peter?

“I’m here because  I don’t know why you get to keep track of that hard drive,” he says. “It’s not like you’re particularly stable these days.”

What? I mean, I would have expected unstable things from Tris, but she’s basically doing nothing. She eats, sleeps and makes out with Tobias. Anyway, Tris wants to know why he’s interested in the hard drive and he says it contains more than the simulation data. Really? That’s new. But she doesn’t trust him and thinks he’s going to defect to the Erudite and needs the hard drive for that. He calls her an Abnegation-loving faction traitor. She’s like “you are such a psychopath you would’ve left your family to die.” Fun stuff.

“Careful what you say about my family, Stiff.” He moves with me, toward the dresser, but I carefully shift so that I stand between him and the drawers. […]
His eyes shift to the dresser behind me, to the left side, where the hard drive is hidden. I frown at him, and then notice something I didn’t before: a rectangular bulge in one of his pockets.

Why does he linger in her room if he already took the driver? Even more why is he moving in the direction of the dresser? This is stupid. Tris demands the hard drive back otherwise she’ll kill him in his sleep. They start fighting, and of course Tris is uber powerful. It’s not like Peter tried to rape and kill her, or even kicked her ass once. Nope.

Amity starts gathering around them and some grab Tris away from Peter. Apparently she’s acting like a crazy person. She yells that Peter has the drive and Tobias gets the drive. Afterwards, he reprimands Tris and let the two Amity men take her wherever.

The graying Amity man opens a door on the left. A label on the door says CONFLICT ROOM.
“Are you putting me in time-out or something?” I scowl. That is something the Amity would do: put me in time-out, and then teach me to do cleansing breaths or think positive thoughts.

I don’t think those two things are something bad. I mean I take relaxing breaths and try to think positive thoughts. They help coping with stress. The old man tells her to sit, she’s like “I won’t do that again.” The old man keeps saying they must follow protocol.

All their voices are so soft. Not hushed, like the Abnegation speak, always treading holy ground and trying not to disturb. Soft, soothing, low — I wonder, then, if that is something they teach their initiates here. How best to speak, move, smile, to encourage peace.

I’m not sure encouraging peace entails only smiles and soft voices. Otherwise they would tell those guys in the Middle East to just smile and speak softly to resolve everything. Tris eventually sits down and hears the old guy fumbling with something behind her. Apparently, he’s making tea, but Tris doesn’t think that’s the solution. She says they should throw Peter out of the compound. And here comes the interesting part:

“You have no idea what he did to deserve those things.” My cheeks get hot again and mimic my heartbeat. “He tried to kill me. And someone else —  he stabbed someone else in the eye… with a butter knife. He is evil. I had every right to –”
I feel a sharp pain in my neck. Dark spots cover the man in front of me, obscuring my view of his face.
“I’m sorry dear,” he says. “We are just following protocol.”

Ok, so this girl tells you about this guy who tried to kill 2 people and you’re like: “Yeah, let’s drug her.” Problem solved. I’m asking again: how are these fucking factions still standing? There should have been someone smart at some point who would have gamed the system. People escape from maximum security prisons. Someone could have manipulated his way to the top and wreck some havoc.

The old guy injected her with a bright green serum, which again is an unusual color. Do they dye all the serums so they won’t confuse them or what? Tris is dizzy and she doesn’t feel angry anymore, but good. Now you can start guessing what potion is this. She asks where to find Tobias and you have to read this:

“Four, I mean. He’s handsome, isn’t he? I don’t really know why he likes me so much. I’m not very nice, am I?”

This serum makes her very loose-lipped. And uninhibited.

And it does seem like a silly thing, slamming your fist into someone else’s body. Like a caress, but too hard. A caress is much nicer. Maybe I should have run my hand along Peter’s arm instead. That would have felt better to both of us.

This passage is wrong. It gives you the impression she is kind of attracted to Peter, the guy who sexually assaulted her and tried to kill her. WTF? It’s a way of condoning his behavior, albeit subtle.

Also, she’s transformed into clumsy Bella who can’t take a fucking step without stumbling or falling. Let me ask another question. Why is this serum working on her while the rest aren’t? All the serums affect the brain in some way, so her reaction should be similar. She could figure out it’s just an illusion of happiness.

Tris finds Tobias, giggling and swaying. She kisses him, but he’s too preoccupied to figure out why she’s acting like a total moron. She wants to kiss some more.

“That’s why you like me!” I exclaim. “Because you’re not very nice either! It makes so much more sense now.”

Yeah, sure, you’re two fucked up people who liked each other. How hard was that to figure out?

Tobias takes her to see Johanna. Tris continues to act like an idiot. Johanna says that they must have given Tris too much of the peace serum. Goodie, the bright green thing has a name. And it has a calming effect and improves the mood. You know, there are drugs that improve the mood, but they don’t transform you into a total retard. Tobias guesses that she probably dumps this stuff in the water supply to keep the peace. But she denies that.

Tobias informs her that they are leaving soon and throws some insults, just for fun. But apparently, Johanna disagrees privately with her faction about their decision to remain uninvolved in the conflict between Erudite and Abnegation. Well, they aren’t really maintaining peace. They are just pretending there’s no conflict. Stupid faction. Tobias says that they will be leaving in two days.

“Four,” she says. “If you and your friends would like to remain… untouched by our serum, you may want to avoid the bread.”

Spiked bread, huh? That’s just great: drugging all the faction to keep up “peace”.

So, have you guessed the potion similar to the serum?
Potions club

Insurgent Recap – Chapter 5

I didn’t forget about this book. I just went through some changes in my life including a new job I’m very excited about. But no more slacking on my recaps. Last time, we left Tris wanting to know the truth, a truth only Marcus knows. Usually I would get super excited and want to find out more, but I figure it’s just gonna be something stupid.

Tris follows Marcus after breakfast into the filtration building. The description of the building is hilarious: small building with a few huge machines that take the dirty water and just purify it. There’s a difference between waste water treatment and drinking water treatment. And purifying water can be a time consuming process, not just something that happens in a second. Continue reading

Insurgent Recap – Chapter 4

In which blah, blah, blah,  Abnegation got bored with the Amity…

“Biotechnology has been around for a long time, but it wasn’t always very efficient,” Caleb says.

Pfff, antibiotics. Super inefficient, you know, it’s not like they saved millions of people. I know this chapter is a “goodie” from the way it starts.

“But Erudite scientists developed this highly effective mineral solution a while back. It was better for the plants than dirt,” he says. “It’s an earlier version of that salve they put on your shoulder — it accelerated the growth of new cells.”

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Insurgent Recap – Chapter 3

Guys, I have a confession to make: this book is boring. Every time I’m finishing a chapter, I have no desire to read the next one. Because nothing really happens. Not yet at least. Could anyone tell in what chapter the action starts in this book? So, I’ll have something to look forward too. And if it doesn’t at all, shhhh!

Last chapter, Tris and Tobias were at the Amity meeting and figured they won’t stay long there. Tris returns to her room, checks her gun is still there and has a mild panic attack. Why? What is she feeling except she’s suffocating? There are thoughts running through your head when having a panic attack. Like “I’m dying”, “I don’t want to die”, “Am I having a heart attack”, “Something is very wrong”. Been there, done that. All she thinks is “Pull it together”. And poof, she feels better. No breathing exercise, no reassuring thoughts, nothing. Panic attacks are horrible, guys. Sometime you can’t even calm yourself and need to pop an anti anxiety pill. It’s not a joke. Continue reading

Insurgent Recap – Chapter 2

In which the highlight of the chapter is Tris getting a haircut…

Tris wakes up after the dreamless potion effect wears off. She remembers Will, wonders why didn’t she shot his hand, and almost screams. Angst over. She hides her gun under the mattress. Apparently she’s in pain today because the adrenaline rush is gone. Given the things she went through she should have slept a couple of days, not just a few hours.

The corner of the hard drive peeks out from under my pillow, where I shoved it right before I fell asleep. On it is the simulation data that controlled the Dauntless, and the record of what the Erudite did.

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Insurgent Recap – Chapter 1

I debated with myself if I should continue recapping the next book in the Divergent series or start something else and then return to Insurgent. But then I read that there is basically no recapping of the first book in the second one, so I said to myself I better read it now, otherwise I’m going to forget stuff.

Veronica Roth did a guide for remembering stuff and I checked it out, even though I didn’t really need it. So, imagine my surprise when the first thing I read is:

Tris, Caleb, Natalie, Andrew: the family Prior. Youngest child, oldest child, mother, father, respectively.

ANDREW? The father’s name is Andrew? That’s the moment when panic surged through my body and whiny thoughts started running through my head, thoughts like “his name is mentioned” and “I hate you, book, for making me wrong.” After calming myself, I searched “Andrew” in the Divergent ebook. Guess how many times it appears? ONE! Just one freaking time. And it’s not even in a conversation between Natalie and him, or Marcus and him. Nope. It’s in the article Molly is reading to annoy Tris. So, it’s understandable why I glossed over that detail. Anyway, being that the father was an important character in the end, his name should have been mentioned in a memorable situation or repeated enough times. Therefore, I’m not feeling bad for saying he’s an unnamed character.

One more thing I want to emphasize from that blog post:

Jeanine, Eric, Max, and the other Erudite are…regrouping.

Nope, you can’t do that. You can’t add new stuff that doesn’t appear in the book in a post for remembering stuff. In the end of Divergent, Tris escapes the compound alongside other people and doesn’t know what happens in the rest of the city. Maybe the woken up Dauntless are so pissed off, they are executing the Erudite and Dauntless leaders. That’s a better possibility than the Dauntless doing nothing. That’s all I had to say, so let’s move on to the first chapter of Insurgent.  Continue reading

Divergent Recap – Chapter 39

In which we get some sort of ending…

This is it, guys! The day I finish the first book of Divergent. And from the length of it, I can safely assume it won’t be the ending I want. I think my last recaps were sort of mellow, probably because I was in holiday bliss, but now I’m back home and pissed that my vacation ended. Also, I was writing from an iPad which is manageable, but pretty much sucks. The WordPress app for iPad is so buggy, I lost half a post. In normal circumstance, such a happening would incite the mother of all furies, but I was so tired, the only things I did were to sigh, take a nap and then rewrite. Let’s get to business. Continue reading

Divergent Recap – Chapter 38

In which Tris and Tobias fight each other…

A short chapter today. Tobias looks confused and points his weapon at Tris, demanding she drops her weapon. Tris tells him that he’s in a simulation, and she drops her weapon. She thinks he cannot hear or see her which makes her almost cry.

I run at him, grabbing his wrist. I feel his muscles shift as he ponches the trigger and duck my head just in time. The bullets hits the wall behind me. Gasping, I kick him in the ribs and twist his wrist to the side as hard as I can. He drops the gun.

I wonder why didn’t he shoot her when she started running. Anyway, the fight begins. She knows she can’t beat him but has to destroy the simulation, so she dives for the gun. Tobias grabs her and throws her to the side and punches her in the jaw. She protects her face and figures she can’t fall because he will kick her.

She tries punching him in the stomach, but he catches her leg, pull her, and she drops on the floor, on. her shoulder. Why isn’t her shoulder bleeding yet? He’s about to kick her, but she rolls and grabs the gun. She cannot shoot him because he’s “in there somewhere”. And Will wasn’t, Tris?

“Tobias,” I say.
Did his grip falter? I twist and kick back, my heel hitting him in the leg. When my hair slips through his fingers, I dive at the gun and my fingertips close around the cool metal. I flip over onto my back and point the gun at him.

Ookay, so all she has to do is talk to him to get him out of the simulation? She continues to say his name and beg him to see her. She can’t kill him because she might love him, and she’s sure he wouldn’t kill her if their positions were reversed. Maybe he would, Tris. If it was for the greater good.

I have done this before–in my fear landscape, with the gun in my hand, a voice shouting at me to fire at the people I love. I volunteered to die instead, that time, but I can’t imagine how that would help me now. But I just know, I know what the right thing to do is.

And still, both your parents are dead, Tris, because you couldn’t find time between your naps to warn them. So, it’s nice how you volunteered in the simulation, but you did shit for them in real life. Also, it’s great how you always know what’s the right thing to, what everyone else is planning and so on. And people say she’s not a Mary Sue. Well, she is. A very annoying one if you ask me.

She gives him her weapon. He presses the barrel to her forehead. Tris rests his hand on his chest and notices how his heartbeat is still him. Well, duh, it’s not like his heart stops working while in the simulation. He clicks the bullet in the chamber. Tris thinks it will probably be easy to let him shoot her and she’ll find herself in another world. Heaven I guess. Or hell.

Can I be forgiven for all I’ve done to get here?
I don’t know. I don’t know.

She wants to be forgiven by who? By God? I guess so. Well, if she talks about Christian religion, then the answer is no. Not without repenting to a priest or something. And that’s how the chapter ends. One more to go and I guess Tobias will “wake up” from the simulation and they will stop the computer or something.


Divergent Recap – Chapter 36

In which Tris does something horrible, but she’s still super special…

Despite being in immense pain, Tris continues to run. She’s followed by three Dauntless soldiers who fire at her. She dives into an alley because it’s not like she’s been shot in the shoulder or anything. She remebers the Dauntless killed her mother, so she fires in the direction of the soldiers and she kills two of them. She points her gun to the last soldiers, but she doesn’t fire because the last soldier is Will. Who is mindless and ready to shot her. But she’s faster. Continue reading